It was a dark and stormy winter….and my hens were bored. Here in the Pacific Northwest, our hen yards can get pretty mucky and the chickens tend to turn to deviant eating behaviors, like, well, eating their own eggs. There, I said it. Gross! That’s like….oh, never mind. We can’t allow this to happen, because the purpose of backyard chickens is their yummy eggs, a critical part of our family’s mostly vegetarian diet. (Our hens do produce other products for us, like amazing compost.) But no, we won’t be allowin’ them hens to eat their eggers.
I found a great solution to deter an egg-eater, right in my compost bucket: An avocado pit!

An avocado pit works beautifully as a dummy egg. © Liesl Clark
For years, I’ve used dummy wooden eggs, plastic easter eggs, egg-shaped stones, golf balls and pingpong balls as dummy eggs, to deter the little peckers (egg-eaters) from pecking apart their eggs. Dummy eggs are just that, fake eggs that chickens think are real (think, bird brain.) They peck ’em and realize they can’t break ’em and therefore we stop the deviant eating disorder in its tracks. Problem solved.

One of these things is not like the other. © Liesl Clark
So, don’t go and buy fake eggs. Please. Just use an avocado pit in your nest box. Deploy 5 of them if you’d like, and your egg-eater will get frustrated when the avocado pits won’t crack and produce an egg-licious mess in your laying box.

© Liesl Clark
Enjoy your guacamole knowing your avocado pits can be put to use!

New use for an avocado pit. © Liesl Clark
I’ve missed your posts! This one made me laugh, though as we are hen-less, we shan’t be able to use your advice. Unfortunately.
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Have missed posting, with film work taking up my time. But it makes it all worthwhile to hear from you again! Thanks for reading along. Looking forward to connecting more.
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Is this how Dr. Seuss got green eggs for his famous meal?
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You know it, Bill!
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Hi there! Love your blog, love your message. I’m the editorial director at Sasquatch Books and I’d love to chat with you about potential book ideas!
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Your site is awesome Liesl. Look forward to reading more.
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